Welcome to SHP, a blog about the Bachelor.
I feel like… electrified, like, i feel like… I dont know. I feel like I… stuck my finger in the light socket. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt like this.
Nikki (confusing the feeling of falling in love with electrocution)
Last night, JP refused to kiss Lauren Solomon because he didn’t want to be a bad role model for his daughter. Fair enough. But, moments later, he made out with Clare. Curious. Then, he threw salt on her wounds by eliminating her and sending her ass halfway across the world. Sorry Lauren, but…
HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU